| Oxymoronatron |
What is an Oxymoronatron? Based out of Dayton, Ohio, Oxymoronatron is the ultimate Alternative, Funk, Punk, Sheer 100% Testosterone, In Your Face, Robotic Rock Band. Formed from a spectacular lineup of enhanced super beings, this group has already set new standards of performance among local bands throughout the region! Who is Oxymoronatron? Lead guitarist and vocalist, Robot X5 was created from an accidental robot and mad scientist fusion. Robot X5 possesses enhanced reflexes, and a complex computer brain. His body, which appears human, is actually powered by robotic parts. Infiltrating a local band, he uses the band as a front, to inform the public about the government’s secret experiments and projects. This is accomplished by hidden messages sent on a subconscious level through the music. Robot X5 is sought by not only various governments, but his evil mechanical counterparts, the Mad Robots. The keyboard and percussion extraordinaire, Hard Wood Paneling, got his start in the entertainment business with the help of his cousin, the crime fighter known as Choda Boy. Through his cousin, Hard Wood learned the deadly art of Hamster Style Kung Fu. After appearing in over 75 low-budget, direct to video films, he turned from acting to music. His extraordinary keyboarding skills caught the attention of guitarist, Robot X5. Hard Wood Paneling joined the band, using Hamster Style Kung Fu in the fight against evil. Very little is known about rhythm guitarist, Mr. Knuckles. His true name is unknown and his origin is shrouded in mystery. Misinformation saturates any intelligence gathered. While most trails lead to brick walls, others point to conspiracies. How does a secret laboratory tie into this? Who got the renegade ninja’s involved? As the quest to solve this mystery continues, check the website for updated rumors and sightings of this walking enigma. Visit the band website at www.oxymoronatron.com Myspace Url: http://www.myspace.com/oxymoronatron Robotic Rock Rules! |